Interestingly, only female celebrities agreed to scribble on this ferocious-looking creation to raise awareness about the economic plight of pig farmers. Perhaps the C-list men they approached didn't feel quite comfortable with the job in hand.

But is that sausage good to eat?

Celebrities including TV personality Christine Hamilton, pop singer Liz McClarnon and sports presenter Sharron Davies signed a giant sausage outside Downing Street as part of a campaign to help pig farmers secure a fair deal from supermarkets and processors.