Peter Andre’s appealing for baristas. No wonder he’s having difficult keeping custody of the kids.

It was said that cowboys used to make their coffee by putting ground coffee into a clean sock, plopping it in cold water and then heating it over a campfire. When ready, they would pour the coffee into tin cups and drink it. It also happens to be exactly how it's going to be made in Peter Andre's new coffee shop, except he's going to use unsold Unconditional merchandise instead of socks, which should mean he'll be fine cooking that delicious brown brew up until the early 23rd century at least.